Saturday, September 29, 2012

The Tale of the iPhone 5

There was once a time when all cell phone carriers had limits on the amount of data one could use on their iPhone 5. Then Sprint came along and said "Don't put a limit on your data!" Sprint stepped forth, and offered their iPhone 5 with absolutely unlimited data.

The iPhone 5.  This is the thinnest, lightest, and fastest iPhone ever.  It can be ordered right this very moment at the Apple Store online.  The all-new design features a brilliant 4-inch display which will blow your mind and exceed all expectations.  Something so great must surely have its oppressors.

Out from the shadows, a spicy villain emerges seeking to destroy the iPhone 5. The Samsung Galaxy SIII which is said to be the most anticipated phone in Samsung's history is finally here!  This evil doer is trying to deceive loyal iPhone 5 fans that this phone is available and ready for their purchase immediately, whereas iPhone 5's are backordered and sold out!

Something to add to Samsung's canon appears in the news to show us that the new "Maps" app on the iPhone 5 is appearing to be a failure.  Apple's CEO Tim Cook steps up to the plate and expresses his sincere apology for this disappointment and vows to do all in his power to make it right and correct the Maps app.

Apple fans seem to respond positively to this because in the CNET iPhone 5 Review that follows, the iPhone 5 appears to have received an "EXCELLENT" rating!  Tech site Gizmodo is soon to follow with their iPhone 5 news, reviews, and gossip portraying very positive.  One week, and 18 people have already shared stories of how they have managed to break their iPhone 5's!

While some have already broke theirs, some sad souls have not yet been able to receive their iPhone 5's.  If you happen to fit this mold, then you may want to know "How to wait in an iPhone 5 line" as so kindly shared by CNN.  Wait in line yourself, or pay someone to do it for you.  Either way, you are going to have to wait in a line if you didn't pre-order yours.

Suppose you were successful in getting in and are at the cusp of buying your new iPhone 5! You're presented with a conundrum.  Which service provider do you chose?! Well Verizon Wireless would like us all to know of their 4G LTE speed.  Looks like just a bunch of random numbers and letters, right?  4G stands for "4th Generation" (in cellular technology) and LTE stands for Long Term Evolution.  Bottom line is Verizon is the fastest!

Success! You picked your service provider, and have turned to the wonderful world of iMore where you can bask in the continuous flow of knowledge that comes from a vast community of iPhone 5 lovers.  Now that you've reached the climax of your story and purchased your phone all you have left to do is enjoy it! iMore shares all the great news and discussions about the iPhone 5 to help you stay up to the latest on what your amazing device can do!

As we turn the final page, we see that on the first day, the iPhone 5 sold 2 million units.  By the end of the first week 10 million phones have been sold.  Breaking all records in consumer electronics history, we come to realize that although the final page of this book has been completed, the iPhone 5 story has really only just begun.

2 comments:

Shirley S Page said...

Your story of iPhone5 was like reading a narrative of a time line. It was imaginative and easy to follow as well as telling a story about how to get your iPhone5 now (or not, lines, ahhg). I like how each paragraph was a different topic in your narrative and if there were two links next to each other with the same topic they were together in the same paragraph, but you still brought out their differences as well.

Branden said...

Dude, this didn't even seem like it was written for the assignment. I would have believed that this was just a news story or something, haha.

On a deeper level, you kind of captured what goes through my head when I search for iPhone 5 related stuff. I guess we naturally try to put things in order, or turn them into a narrative, and this was a great example of how one might do so with two pages of info.

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